He also owns the most hideous pair of jorts on the planet.
Having a fashion style of his very own, Jim cares very little about the latest trends and crazes. His clothing choices are not usually battles that I choose. However, the jorts strike a nerve that results in the deepest loathing and disdain that I have ever felt for anything... ever. I wouldn't mind if he just wore them for work around the house, but they have been worn to various public functions. I want to burn them, one thread at a time - which wouldn't take very long.
What do you think?
5 comments:
do you see how my wife has to say all of this positive, butt-kissin, suck-up stuff before she rips my life apart about how fashion deficient i am. needless to say, i'm cut very deeply. she is now sobbing - as you're reading this - sobbing because she feels bad about what she wrote, but can't take it off her blog because despite her tears, she still finds it humorous.
i love her :)
Fashion deficient. I love it. They don't look obscene in the photo. She must be seeing something I don't. You have to get revenge somehow for having to be civilized and dressed up every day now.
my own mother! scheming against me! ;)
Sara, I've seen these and they are awful. The jorts are the most ridiculous looking piece of clothing I've seen in a long time. Jim, please, for the love of all that is good and holy, stop wearing these. Before I read this, I thought, "Jim and Sara should come visit again soon", but then I remembered the jorts...
LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!! Wouldnt wear them.... but cant imagine Jimbo wearing anything else!!!!! OF COURSE I remember you SARA!!!!
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