He also owns the most hideous pair of jorts on the planet.
Having a fashion style of his very own, Jim cares very little about the latest trends and crazes. His clothing choices are not usually battles that I choose. However, the jorts strike a nerve that results in the deepest loathing and disdain that I have ever felt for anything... ever. I wouldn't mind if he just wore them for work around the house, but they have been worn to various public functions. I want to burn them, one thread at a time - which wouldn't take very long.
What do you think?
